Great question. Let’s get right to the answer. I have no fuckin’ clue. My hunch is that is these spitters of soliloquy are throwbacks to the ancient hunter/gatherer aspects of our human family tree, squatters in and upon the prototypical identity that most of peoples contain. In order to be identified as a member, perhaps […]Read more "How Many Face Tattoo’s Does It Take To Make A Successful Rapper…"
Max and guests argue over the merits of good beer and how not to podcast when drunkRead more "Beerfests…and the inner workings of a woman, explained really poorly"
Thick, ropey Orc muscle…not a phrase you probably will ever get used to. I said it though, this past session, as I struggled to define a halfling wizard who constantly perches above the shoulders or below the waist of his Half Orc Barbarian companion. Thick…and ropey…two words that don’t sit well within circles of playing […]Read more "Thick, Ropey Orc Muscle"
You ever eat a soggy in the middle peanut butter and jelly sandwich? That’s what I remember from school…opening whichever space ranger’s box I or my mom had packed sustenance into, fuel for learning, neuron firing provender for which I was to consume and use. It was more exciting reaching into a box with a […]Read more "Nobody likes other people’s opinons…So here is ours."
Ah yes, the quintessential meeting…at the office, by proxy via an internet connection, or some other way you present yourself to the people you work with and perhaps for. It’s the thing that makes you contemplate painting eyes over your eyelids, or maybe putting on deodorant that day. Hey, not every day can you be […]Read more "All work and no play makes…money. Tough though, when you don’t play for work. We can’t all be Kobe Bryant."
Not often do you get to see a marriage proposal, elderly white women twerking, pretty horrendous Black Eyed Pea’s Karaoke (My Humps, only worse…just imagine some master percussionist playing a sack of wet, angry cats in heat instead of a damn drum set), and an appearance from a savant-ish, drunk Marshall Mathers impersonator, ripping the […]Read more "Confessions of Dangerous DJ’s Mind"