Wyoming. Seems like a fine place to die with your virginity in tact. That’s the thought his mind kept coming back to as rolled through the modern frontier, prairies of nothingness cut only by small, lighted bastions of civilization here and there. Highways limited to 95 miles per hour and his imagination ran past, day […]

Crossing Nerd Streams…And Liking IT!

Got to talk to John Staats a while ago. He’s one of the co-creators of “WoW”…or World of Warcraft for the uninitiated. If you’d like to be initiated…be see the large, no necked orc at the front desk. That’s Ugh, from administrative services…he’ll set you up with an initiation appointment. And don’t worry…it’s not a […]

Horny Goats…in the Weeds

You usually don’t look forward to driving home after a long gig. One might imagine the fatigue you can feel after spinning jams for a mid size health conglomerate located in the Northwest part of Colorado. You may just feel that fatigue after a middle aged lady in a feather boa with a mask on […]

Everything You Need 2 Know S3 Ep 14

Howdy Pardner. Max here. Tyler is also here. This gravy train with biscuit wheels keeps rolling. Find out what words make you and Tyler cringe. Hint…it rhymes with “smushmortion.” There’s plenty of them to create your own rhyme scheme too. Don’t fret. Little baseball talk in there as well, in which we find out Tyler […]

Everything You Need 2 Know S3 Ep13

Tyler & Max…discussing many important things currently happening in the world. Important things like Pepto Bismol jingles, “Pay to Play” and California’s recent passage of law, as well as Spiderman rejoining the MCU. Wet your spandex boys and girls for another episode! And thanks for listening!

Everything You Need 2 Know S3 Ep 11

Tyler & Max…the meeting of the minds. Minds that aren’t exceptional, or anything like that…mind you (ha…see what we did there?), but we’re glad you’re listening and we hope you’re entertained! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?! *Bloodlusty rage kicks in* Yay…enjoy.

Everything You Need 2 Know, S3 EP9

Spectacular 3rd Guest!!!! Now it’s officially a triumverate! Or threesome, if you prefer the standard nomenclature. *Wink* Katy joins us for another wade through grinder. Tyler will be the recipient of some much needed back alley surgery, courtesy of Max. Tyler won’t be aware of how his kidneys will be removed from his body with […]

Everything You Need 2 Know, S03 EP08

Welcome back! The boys are back as well, talking about sonic bangers on the elevator music playlist. Much to your disappointment, discourse on underground Malaysian cock fighting rings will be postponed to different broadcast. Tune back in for that…until then, enjoy the latest lambasting…

Also…look how Infinity Stoned I am in this picture…

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You think Thanos wipes his ass with that hand? Snap your fingers and never have to go without toilet paper again. Better yet…Thanos retires, starts a small, yet successful proctology office in a quaint New England town, complete with wrap around porches and Tom Brady idolatry, in NBC’s most successful Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman spin off yet! Apparently, the BIG PURPLE can solve most of your problems with a snap of his fingers. But he and his nut sack face hide a dark and desolate past…

Everything You Need 2 Know…S3 EP7

Back at it again…with Max asking why in the way an annoying little brother who wants to look at the magazines you stole from in between your parents mattress does. Take a break from your one person Game Of Thrones cosplay marathon to enjoy some chit chat about how big movies get that big, rage […]

Everything You Need 2 Know..S03 Ep06

End games…and Star Wars. And erotic fan fiction….courtesy of Tyler & Max.

Calamitous Intent

Because Anarchy is Fun to Talk About